Sunbathing Savant Pillows

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Taking it easy

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I blame global warming!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Catatonic

Sunbathing in the park

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

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