Sun-loving Sunbather T-Shirts

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Iliadette.

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I blame global warming!'

"Privates Beach"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Taking it easy

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

Catatonic

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"