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Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Life after death"

Creativity

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Sunrise and Sunset

Rating the Sunset

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Rating the Sunrise.

How to Rise with the Sun

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Rooster practices for sunrise

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt