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Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Life after death"

Creativity

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Rating the Sunset

Sunrise and Sunset

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

How to Rise with the Sun

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Rating the Sunrise.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Rooster practices for sunrise

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"