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'I love the mornings...'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

"I love this time of year."

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Papi, I heard something!"

John takes a personivacation.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Rating the Sunrise.

How to Rise with the Sun

The End is Night

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

Rooster practices for sunrise

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

"I see a horse, a puppy … and that one looks like a Rauschenberg installation!"

"But I'm not even tir..."

Seeing the dawn of a new world.

Actually, Bob, it's a myth that most of our heat escapes through our heads.

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

Artist and night