Sunrise Sceptic T-Shirts

"Of course I don't want to visit the land of the rising sun. This is supposed to be a vacation."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

So Far So Good

'Wow what graphics.'

Sunrise and Sunset

"It's time to wake up!"

Rating the Sunset

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Brain Sunrise

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

How to Rise with the Sun

Sunrise on Mount Hibachi

Rating the Sunrise.

Later that same day.

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Rooster practices for sunrise

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

Heaven's Way

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'I love the mornings...'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

"Oh dear! Morning has broken!"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"Beware of everything."