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"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

So Far So Good

'Wow what graphics.'

Sunrise and Sunset

"It's time to wake up!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Rating the Sunset

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Brain Sunrise

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm more of a day owl."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Sunrise on Mount Hibachi

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

Rating the Sunrise.

Later that same day.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

How to Rise with the Sun

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Rooster practices for sunrise

Heaven's Way

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

'It's probably just a weather balloon.'

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'