Sunrise Skeptic T-Shirts

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

So Far So Good

'Wow what graphics.'

Sunrise and Sunset

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Rating the Sunset

"It's time to wake up!"

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Brain Sunrise

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

Sunrise on Mount Hibachi

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

Rating the Sunrise.

Later that same day.

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Rooster practices for sunrise

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

Heaven's Way

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'It's probably just a weather balloon.'

"I'm dating an exorcist..!"

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"