Sunny Holiday Seeker Pillows

Santa Bahama Time

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Did you say psst?.'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

Santa Snowboarding

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Women bathing at the seaside

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

"The interrogation was brutal, but the bright lights really helped relieve my seasonal affective disorder."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Have YOU claimed your PPI yet...?"

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"Mom" Dad! I got dressed and brushed my teeth! Can I go outside and play?!"

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."