Sunny Holiday Seeker Mugs

Santa Bahama Time

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'Did you say psst?.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Bed of Nails on Holiday

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

Home for the Holidays

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

I never know what to get mom for Christmas. It's simple. Free shipping. I always choose something cool that she wouldn't get for herself. Oooo

Santa Snowboarding

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

Women bathing at the seaside

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

"The interrogation was brutal, but the bright lights really helped relieve my seasonal affective disorder."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"Mom" Dad! I got dressed and brushed my teeth! Can I go outside and play?!"

"Have YOU claimed your PPI yet...?"

'We'd like to get away from reality TV.'