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'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Subwoofer

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

The tanning channel.

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"I have nothing to hide."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'