Sundial Collector T-Shirts

"Can that be right?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Sundial Time

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"It's running five minutes fast."

"What are you doing?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I'm in disguise."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I wonder what this was for."

The public was right

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.