Sunday School Scientist Pillows

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"My homework ate my dog."

Early Piety

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

The flies have landed.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Gracie's baby toys.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

PROBLEM AREAS

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!