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'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"My homework ate my dog."

Early Piety

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Gracie's baby toys.

The flies have landed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

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