Sunday School Teacher Pillows

'When I turned the other cheek, it surprised him ... and that's when I let him have it.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'Let me get this straight... God wants me to let him save me from what he will do to me if I don't let him save me?'

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'Before we go any further with this, does it have a happy ending?'

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

'The good news and the bad news is that Sunday School attendance is up.'

"Frank, you don't have to dress like that to work in youth."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

After exiting the cave David was hiding in, King Saul felt a sudden draft.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"No, Bobby, Moses did not DOWNLOAD the 10 commandments!"

'This whole Bible thing sounds like a conspiracy theory to me!'

'Neat! - This sounds like superhero stuff!'

'Hit him again Martha he still hasn't repented...'

"I still think they paid Goliath to take a dive."

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'That's God, come to drive them out of the garden of Eden.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Early Piety

Noah jumps the gun...and brings down three commandments.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"Made it!"

"Judas, where did you get these 30 pieces of candy?"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"Just Adam and Eve? - That wasn't much of a dating pool."

"It's not Mana. It's fruitcake."

'I understand about Adam and Eve and the Serpent, but who's this 'Forbidden Fruit' guy?'

"Adam and Eve, then Cain and Abel - So far, it's like a soap opera."

"I think I know why you've been so stuffed-up lately."