Sunday Roast Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

All sizzle and no roast

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I'm having a pajama day."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"A little lamb please."

Chicken

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

'Your previous work experience... surely you jest.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Too rare perhaps?

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'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Ground Game!

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

"#SundayBrunch"

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

Sunday Roast.