Sunday Roast Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

All sizzle and no roast

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'm having a pajama day."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"A little lamb please."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Chicken

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Your previous work experience... surely you jest.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Too rare perhaps?

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Ground Game!

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

"#SundayBrunch"

The Life Cycle of Cholent

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

"The pork chops were dry and unseasoned."

Sunday Roast.