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"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Sunday.

H L Mencken.

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

'How long has what been going on?'

'Look. I fetch it - I get to read it first.'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'We buried Dad in the sand, Mom!'

'So we print it every four years. What do you call that?'

Henry Watterson (Louisville Courier-Journal Editor) Softened on Disputed Election by Birth of his Son

Squeeze on Public Spending.

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

Newspaper dog

"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."

'Dave, why did we marry?' 'You wanted part of the paper.'

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

'If you let me read the SPORTS section, I just may consider moving.'

'George is very much in touch with his inner adult.'

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."