Sunday Funnies Fan Gifts

"You almost done with the funnies?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

"I just love these casual fridays."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

'Sunday in the park'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Is it working?"

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

White Sale

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

They're short of staff!

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

"I don't get it. I've prayed to God to get rich just like the televangelist told me. but nothing happened."

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

Trapeze Artist comes face to face with the Grim Reaper.

'This is depressing, the Pro Bowl had more hits than my website.'

'I'll give you Ho! Ho! Ho!

'I'm afraid Mrs. Claus got the last ho-ho-ho!'

'That'll be when they wash their cars!'

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.

"The guy on the next island wants me to float him a loan."

'I hate mistletoe!'