Sunbeam Admirer Gifts

Waiting for the Sun

Night of the Zombonies.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Catatonic

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Subwoofer

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Sunrise and Sunset

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'It's all about location, location, location!'

Spider Web Musical Score.

Early Morning Roll Call.

Cleaning up space junk.

A day in the life of a dog.

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!