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Waiting for the Sun

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Catatonic

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Subwoofer

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Sunrise and Sunset

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Spider Web Musical Score.

Cleaning up space junk.

Early Morning Roll Call.

'It's all about location, location, location!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!