Sunbeam Dreamer Gifts

Catatonic

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Pole Star

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Disney will flip!"

Astronaut

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Climbing to the moon...

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

'It's all about location, location, location!'