Sunbathing Dreamers Gifts

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

"This is it? No video?"

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

The New Normal

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

And as the sun sets over the hills...

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Visit the Geek islands.

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

Parents shows the sea to their child.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

The Ice Cream Truck!

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.