Sunbathing Dreamers Pillows

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

"This is it? No video?"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

The New Normal

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

STRIP Ostrich Hotel

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

And as the sun sets over the hills...

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Visit the Geek islands.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Parents shows the sea to their child.

The Ice Cream Truck!

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'