Sun-loving Pirate Gifts

'Fire another broadside ... and take Mrs. Kepelman some lotion.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirate

Pirate

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

Pirate

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'This is totally bananas!'

Geek Beach

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Once a pirate always a pirate!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

"Hold on lads, I think we're on the wrong chest."

"I warned you about listening to Squawky there for navigational advice."

'Maybe you'd feel better if you went back to the room and sent a few emails.'

"And me without my bear spray!"

'Just think-if we floodlight the garden we'll be able to tell the time at NIGHT too!'

"Getting a signal?"

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'