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Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Bon Voyage

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'This is totally bananas!'