Sun God Seeker T-Shirts

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Iliadette.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Fresh pepper?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Taking it easy

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."