Sun God Seeker T-Shirts

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Pina Coladas

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Privates Beach"

'I blame global warming!'

Taking it easy

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Relaxing in the Sun

"Fresh pepper?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."