Summer Sufferers Gifts

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

French wine

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Summertime.