Summer Staycationist Pillows

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

Watching Sea Life.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Yay! School is done!!"

Staycation Photos

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

My Covid passport