Summer Staycationist Mugs

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Couch and Potato

Watching Sea Life.

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

"Yay! School is done!!"

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Staycation Photos

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

"Why fly south?"

My Covid passport