Summer Sceptic Mugs

"I should have known - I hate the beach."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Thank you for not praying."

Rational explanations

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Sunbathing in Winter

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

Dog Sun Shade.

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'

Stanley Middleton

'Yeah, you were creative.'

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'