Summer Critic Mugs

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

French wine

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Summer reading for the family.

Ice Cream Tower.