"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."
Summer Critics Mugs
Looking for a witty gift for summer critics? Our humorous mugs feature clever sayings that celebrate their sharp humor and love for the season—great for brightening their sunny days.
"Now, I'm ready for summer."
On holiday.
On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.
"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"
Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner
Freshest ice cream in town!
Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea
"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."
Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.
Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.
Ice Cream And Summer Rentals
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
French wine
Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea
I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!
Fish snorkling above water.
Sunbathing in the park
"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."
A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.
"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."
"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."
'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'
Stonehenge Sandcastle
"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."
Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.
"He's only energetic on sunny days."
A crab with a utility knife claw
"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."
Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.
Summertime.
'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'
"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."
Summer Critics Mugs Collection
Summer Critics Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows featuring witty summer critique designs—comfort and personality in one.
Summer Critics Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate the humorous side of summer critics—perfect for decorating their favorite space with wit and style.
Summer Critics T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for summer critics—blend humor and style with clever slogans and playful graphics.