Summer Readers Mugs

'Let's say we spent the summer devouring literature. We ate alphabet soup, didn't we?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

French wine

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."