Summer Romantics T-Shirts

'Who I Did Last Summer.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Summer wants.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Global Warming.

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Water Slide

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"My feet are cold."