Summer Resident Satirist Mugs

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Beware of the Lawn

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Suburban street.

Hotness

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"Did you get some work done?"

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

"Defending you isn't going to be easy. . . Sana actually started an 'Extremely cruel, stupid and psychotic kid' list especially for you."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

Punch has a smoking break.

'This is totally bananas!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"Save my spot?"