Summer Driver T-Shirts

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

French wine

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Segregated Beach

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."