Summer Cookout Lover Mugs

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."