Summer Cookout Lover Prints

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."