Suitcase Samurai T-Shirts

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Carefree luggage.

Decapitated coffee.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"What!?"

Portfolio

Samurai - Accountant.

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

The 24/7 Samurai

Bon Voyage!

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

"I hate packing for trips."

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

News Samurai

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'