Suitcase Samurai Mugs

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Carefree luggage.

Decapitated coffee.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"What!?"

Samurai - Accountant.

Portfolio

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Bon Voyage!

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

The 24/7 Samurai

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

News Samurai

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

"Plan B is to commit ritual suicide."