Suit-loathing Skateboarder Gifts

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Emergency Hipster Beard

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

'I don't fit where I belong.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

Lord Ganesha is sick of this YOLO nonsense.

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

Obama the Basketball Fan

Extreme Lawyering

'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

'You can learn a lot from your kids.'

'Menswear...menswear...'

Out-of-control-top pantyhose.