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"Perhaps you forget, you told me to be more assertive!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Born In Captivity.

City Boy.

New Suit.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Warrior Woman

Career Choices

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

At the suit makers

Epic Battles

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Waiting for Pants

Changing Room Decisions

Decapitated coffee.

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Penguin suit fitting.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Bark less, work more.'

Small Businesses Go Under.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."