Suggested Reading Collector Pillows

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Divine Desk Bins

'A is for Arse.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I have an app for that."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

You trip on it, you buy it.

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Carl Sandburg.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'