Reading Glasses Collector Pillows

New for 40-somethings who don't want to look like geezers...

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'E-books?'

Divine Desk Bins

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I have an app for that."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

You trip on it, you buy it.

Love wine

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Do you like my bling?

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'