Reading Glasses Collector Pillows

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'E-books?'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Divine Desk Bins

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'A is for Arse.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

You trip on it, you buy it.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Love wine

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Do you like my bling?

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...