Recommendation Collector Pillows

'Any recommendations besides these report cards saying you work well with others?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Come dine with me!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Men's cooking'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"Please feel free to browse."

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

She found baking helped enormously.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Emeril Lagasse

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Secret Family Recipes

Recipes.

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."