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'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Tension filled the tent.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Energy Drinks

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Black Forest Cake

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'