Sugar-planted Gardener Gifts

'Okay,laugh - but I bet my jelly beans will grow as good as your green beans.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Priest watering his wings.

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Pyramid Garden

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

Solar powered sundial

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

Robert Plant.

Devil watering tails.

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'No, everyone should not get a third!'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'