Sweet Tooth Gardener Gifts

Broad Beans and Jelly Beans

'Okay,laugh - but I bet my jelly beans will grow as good as your green beans.'

Lady of the Cake.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Too much sugar."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Picking pastries.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Layer cake

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."