Sugar Fiend Gifts

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"Would you like to buy some Girl Scout crack?"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Hey, uh, maybe you oughta take a break from the sugar water.'

'What, Maurice from flat four choked to death on a cherry lollipop? Lucky devil! Cherry always was his favourite flavour!'

'They're all mine-Sis can't eat hard centres since I hid her gnashers!'

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

'If you're out of candy we accept all major credit cards.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Bear at a vending machine

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

Baker

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.