Sugar Fiend Mugs

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"Would you like to buy some Girl Scout crack?"

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

'Hey, uh, maybe you oughta take a break from the sugar water.'

'What, Maurice from flat four choked to death on a cherry lollipop? Lucky devil! Cherry always was his favourite flavour!'

'They're all mine-Sis can't eat hard centres since I hid her gnashers!'

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

Lenten Sweet Shoppe: All You Can't Eat.

'If you're out of candy we accept all major credit cards.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Bear at a vending machine

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'