Sugar Craver Mugs

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Today's special... donuts.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Bear at a vending machine

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"I'll have dessert first."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

I Bake. Deal with it.